me online: *hot as hell*
me irl: *still hot as hell but now my booty ain't 2D and you can smack it*

precumming:

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT

(via calmdownpooly)


azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

azzaliejane:

this freaked me out cause patrick got serious

(via impressi0n)


mirahxox:

lucyvixenxoxo:

tastefullyoffensive:

Creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Related: Subway Snapchat Art

Dying

I can’t breathe

(via emoxasian)


connorkawaii:

do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot and ur so funny. plz b my bffl. i will treat u right. let me be ur drake-friend. no other friend will treat u like i would

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)


bobbymoynihans:

Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

bobbymoynihans:

Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. 

(via catchadoorian)


penis-hilton:

me dying

(via catchadoorian)



laverne cox poses with a fan, oitnb mexico premiere july 17, 2014

laverne cox poses with a fan, oitnb mexico premiere july 17, 2014

(via greatwhiteprivilege)


queenfattyoftherollpalace:

netflix is infinitely better than tv because there’s no weight loss commercials to sit through 

(via greatwhiteprivilege)


lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(via amartinn7)


mojosodope178:

smoke me like one of your french joints

mojosodope178:

smoke me like one of your french joints

(via stoned-giraffe)




aryastakres:

quixoticideals:

I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION

hello revolution im dad

(via catchadoorian)